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Tuesday, April 26, 2016

Gang Boss Arthur Pt 2

I awoke in the field hospital at Shangri-La.
All clean and warm and dry.
My foot throbbed and sort of oozed a bit.
But the pick was gone.
“Bless you,” I said
To the Company doctors,
Feeling very grateful.

They just smiled and took my pulse.

A few days later 
I learned it was Arthur
Who saved my foot,
Not the doctors.

Some of the men from my gang
Came to visit me in Auckland 
At the big hospital
Where I’d been transferred,
And they told me all about it.

“When the doctors at Shangri-La
Saw what a mess your foot was in,” 
Said my workmates,
“They was going to just
Cut the bleedin thing off.
But Arthur laid into them something fierce!  
That got ‘em shifting their bloody asses pronto 
To save you… 
And your bleedin foot!”

My workmates laughed heartily 
At the memory and added,
“They wasn’t ready for a bleedin 
Bastard like our Arthur!”

“Nobody ever is!” I said,
And the men laughed even more.

The men laughed because it was true.

Have you ever noticed how
The truly brave face life 
With laughter in their hearts?

Then, with a rare but temporary sense
Of respect, they added,
“That Arthur! He sure showed them!”

Oh! The contradictions of life!
Now they were proud 
Of the terrible gang boss 
They’d once feared.

Later Arthur visited me 
At the big hospital in Auckland, too.
“You’ll be okay, you little shit!” he snarled.
I was nervous about his visit until 
He laughed and said the Company 
Wanted their pick back.
As we talked I could see for the first time 
That Arthur was actually a human being,
And not just a ferocious gang boss 
Always shouting orders
And wanting things done.

So I asked him 
Why he was so tough 
On me in the beginning,
When I first joined his gang.

“The men had to see 
That I showed no favorites,” he replied.
“And I wanted you to learn,” he added,
“To stand upon your own two feet.”

Then he roared with laughter!

“Two feet!” he laughed.
“A-haw haw haw!”

“Huh?” I said, but then I got it and
I began laughing too.

“Shhhh,” hissed the nurse
Who came running.
“Quiet please! This is a hospital!”

“Oh, shit!” whispered Arthur sheepishly
When he’d caught his breath. 
“Sorry, Sister.”

“Humph!” she answered,
Staring us down like we were naughty children.

Like most healthy men, 
Arthur despised the hospital.
And I think he was a little
Intimidated by the nurse, too.
I know I was.
“Well, take ‘er easy, mate,” whispered Arthur,
Anxious to be gone.

“Wait a minute, Arthur,” I said.
“I’d like to thank you…”

“Forget it!” said Arthur.
Then to change the subject 
He cursed hospitals ferociously
For about ten minutes
Hardly stopping for breath,
Ending with something about the nursing staff, 
And what the whole bloody lot of them 
Could bleedin-well do 
With their blasted hospital!

Then he said goodbye and walked out, 
Followed by the nurse’s stern, 
Yet I thought somehow admiring, gaze.

He’s been dead a long time,
Arthur the gang boss.
Killed in an accident 
A few years later
When a Caterpillar D-9
Ran off its own tracks
And tumbled down an embankment.

Arthur was standing at the bottom
Of the embankment, 
Urinating against a bush.

They say he never knew what hit him.
But I wouldn’t know.
I’d already left by then
To begin my journey as an artist.

Sometimes I wonder where Arthur is now.
I hope he’s happy,
And not squashed too flat
By the bulldozer to enjoy the afterlife.

Because I owe him a lot.
A lot he wouldn’t want, probably.
And instead of sentimental horse shit 
Like saying you’re welcome,
He would probably suggest 
Most strongly that I shove it!

Way up where the sun don’t shine!

So from the year 2016,
Arthur, wherever you are, 
From the bottom of my heart
As I stand upon my own two feet,
I thank you!
I love you.

You big son-of-a-bitch.


Tuesday, April 19, 2016

Gang Boss Arthur

When I was a young lad in New Zealand,
I began my working life
At the bottom 
Of a road construction ditch.
I was a navvy.
Better known today as a manual laborer.
My job was to shovel the shit 
That had accumulated
Within the ditch.
To shovel it from the bottom
Of the ditch to the top. 

And sometimes for a change
From the top to the bottom.

I was in a work gang
Composed of a dozen or so men.
Our gang and many others
Were way up in the boondocks
North of Auckland,
Cutting scrub, clearing lines,
And of course as always digging ditches,
Getting things ready 
For the big earthmoving machines
Due to start in the summer.

We were miles from civilization,
So far beyond 
The back of beyond
That we lived in our own tent city, 
Which we called Shangri-La,
Complete with canteen, laundry, hospital, etc,
And even a barber shop on Sundays 
When we got a half day off.

Our gang boss was named Arthur.
He was the toughest 
Gang boss there was.
He was feared by all,
For he could be a violent man
When he felt he’d been disrespected,
Or when the men slacked off too much,
Or if he just happened to be feeling that way.
His language was fierce too.
The most ferocious in The Company,
Adding to his reputation 
As one tough son-of-a-bitch gang boss 
Who didn’t take any crap 
From anybody!

A reputation of which Arthur was very proud.

When I first began working 
In the ditches 
I was sixteen-years-old.
I hadn’t spent much time 
In the company of grown men yet,
So I was afraid of Arthur
With his fierce reputation and his swinging fists.
He detected this, 
And seeing the men saw it also,
He treated me with extra hostility,
As if to break my spirit
And bend me to his will.
“Watch out for Arthur.”
The men warned me.
“He’s a mean one.”

“What’s he got against me?” I wondered.

But nobody knew.

So I stayed out of Arthur’s way
As much as I could,
And shoveled the shit
As best as I was able.

A philosophy I still practice today.

Then one day, 
While shoveling shit 
From the bottom of a ditch
Way out in the middle of nowhere,
I was struck in the foot with a pickaxe.

The man in the ditch next to me
Slipped and lost control  
Just as he swung with all his might,
And into my foot his pickaxe went!

It bled terribly and hurt like hell!

The pick had stuck in my foot
And wouldn’t come out,
Much to the amusement of my workmates
Standing in the ditch with me,
Who didn’t immediately comprehend
The severity of the situation.
I didn’t either, 
And seeing the others were laughing
I laughed too and pointed at my foot, saying,
“Somebody take a picture!”
And other foolish nonsense
As my boot filled with blood.

Not Arthur, though.
He understood right away!
He jumped into the ditch,
Pushing the other workers aside,
And hoisted me out.
Then without attempting to remove the pick from my foot
He applied a tourniquet above my ankle
With the sweaty bandana from round his neck,
After ordering one of the men 
To fetch his goddamned truck and be quick about it
So he could get me to the hospital.

That’s when I passed out.


Tuesday, February 9, 2016

Arthur’s Mighty Zen Pt 2

Part 2

A few days later I found out
It was Arthur
Who saved my foot,
Not the doctors.
Instead of cutting it off
Like they’d planned 
When they first saw
What a mess it was,
They changed their minds pronto when 
Arthur used his shall we say powers of persuasion
To convince them of the wisdom 
In doing otherwise!

“Or else, pal!” added Arthur threateningly
As he raised his mighty fist.

Boy! You should have heard Arthur 
Give the doctors a piece of his mind!
Said the boys who’d helped 
Get me to hospital that day.
Funny, but now they were proud 
Of the terrible gang boss they once feared.
Oh! The contradictions of life!
Anyway, they told me all about it.
“Arthur was never 
More magnificent!” they bragged.
“You should have heard him curse!
The bleedin sawbones wasn’t ready 
For a bleedin bastard like our Arthur!” they laughed.
“And within seconds they was 
Shifting their asses good and proper
To save you and your bleedin foot!”
Then, with a rare sense 
Of respect they added,
“That Arthur! He sure showed them!”

Arthur visited me in hospital 
Every week that summer.
One time I asked him why 
He was so tough 
On me in the beginning.
“The men had to see 
That I showed no favorites,” he answered,
Only with more curse words.
Then he looked directly at me 
From under his massive brows, and slowly smiled.
“And I wanted you to learn,” he added,
“To stand on your own two feet.”
Then he roared with laughter!
“Shhhh,” hissed the nurse
Who’d come running.
“Quiet! This is a hospital!”
“Shit!” answered Arthur, a little embarrassed. “Sorry.”
Like all healthy men, 
Arthur despised the hospital.
And I think he was a little
Intimidated by the nurse, too.
I know I was.
“Well, take it easy, mate,” he said. 
Then he left.

Next visit Arthur brought me books to read.
Which surprised me because
Before the accident 
Arthur used to make fun of me 
About my reading,
Calling me a bookworm 
And an egghead, etc,
Only with more cursing.
So I asked him why.
“I never finished grade school,” he said quietly.
“So I don’t read too good.”
He looked me in the eye and added,
“I was afraid you’d laugh.”

Oh! The similarities of life!
I’d feared him for his language.
He’d feared me for my learning.

He never mentioned saving my foot.
When I tried to thank him,
He told me with a laugh 
To shove it up my ass!
“Them dumb doctors!” he spat.
“They don’t know shit!”
Then to change the subject 
He cursed doctors ferociously
For about ten minutes,
Hardly stopping for breath.
I listened in awe.

He’s been dead a long time,
Arthur the gang boss.
Killed in an accident 
A few years later
When a Caterpillar D-9
Ran off its own tracks
And tumbled down an embankment.
Arthur was standing at the bottom
Of the embankment, 
Urinating against a bush.
They say he never knew what hit him.
But I wouldn’t know.
I’d already left by then
To begin my journey as an artist.

Sometimes I wonder where Arthur is now.
I hope he’s happy.
And not squashed too flat
By the bulldozer to enjoy the afterlife.
Because I owe him a lot.
A lot he wouldn’t want, probably.
And instead of sentimental horse shit 
Like saying you’re welcome,
He would probably suggest 
Most strongly that I shove it!

Way up where the sun don’t shine!

So from the year 2016,
Arthur, you son of a bitch,
Wherever you are, 
From the bottom of my heart
As I stand upon my own two feet,
One of which you 
Jumped into a shitty ditch
In order to save…
I thank you!
I love you.

You big son-of-a-bitch.